Get Off Track
Wow, I have to say that my life has improved significantly ever since I started drinking St. Pauley Girl. Seriously, go out and pick up case of it right now then sit back and chill. I mean, I got fired from my job selling tires so now I don't have to work- a definite plus for drinking. I sleep in all day, wear sweatpants, and rarely shave, and anytime I have a bowel movement- no worries, since booze is a fantastic laxative(trust me).My wife left me so now I don't have anyone around to nag at me. I mean come on, nagging gets old real fast, right. Sure, I miss having my clothes laundered and put into neat little piles but hey, now I have my St Pauley Girl around and lots of them. You know my St. Pauley Girl just sits there and smiles at me. After 5 or 6, she starts talking to me. Before you know it I am banging her hard- seriously.
So, don't be jealous live large- drink 40's, do body shots, and put on some disco music: crank it and get that party started with St. Pauley Girl! Life is too short and painful sober, right?. And think about all the hot women you will do. I mean hell, enough beer and she will look and feel like a taut cheerleader- I guarantee it. So sell all your possessions, get on section 8 and go get those bottles from the dumpster to return for some good old head tipping fun. Feel proud, burp loud. Come on and say it with me. Be like me and start drinking- the hell with everything else. No worries. Seriously. Take it from me and my Girls, my life is now one big party. I have only St. Pauley Girl to thank. So, go on and get your life off track now with St. Pauley Girl.
By: Pierre Lavigne
Published: 04/30/08
Published: 04/30/08
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